If your brother turns 40 on 11/11/11, there is only one thing you can do.
Convene in vegas for some shenanigans.
And, against all better judgment, invite all family and friends to do the same.
And who am I to argue with putting twenty (20) vegetables in fried rice? I must recreate these dishes at home (stay tuned).
Friends don’t let friends take 855-foot freefalls.
Vegas is for keeping secrets, not for sharing them (I don’t need to tell you that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas). This is not the time for such vulnerability and you are in no shape to divulge.
If you absolutely must spill the beans, tell this guy.
At least you can be certain your secrets are safe with him.